This is my last ever 3FS update. It's been a semi-enjoyable five or so years of sporadic and drunken updates.
I received this electronic mail some year and a half ago, in response to an article that I had written well over a
year prior to receipt. I can never get over the inadvertent comedy held deep within this dense message. My
only regret is that I didn't have the effort to reply to this BADHE AZH duder. For what it's worth, he found my
page by searching for, and I shit you not 'DELTA FORCE TASK FORCE DAGGER POKE CODES.' To this day,
I don't have a clue what a 'poke code' is, or why anybody would want to search for them. Then why anybody
who was searching for a 'poke code' would bother reading a rambling article about a shitty game that nobody
really cared about posted to a site that nobody really cared about then hammered out a rambling e-mail
to the proprietor of said site that will just end up getting mocked by everybody who reads this page
(all six of you).

Also, seriously. Why was I getting up to a thousand uniques at the height of
the page's long state of non-updatedness? That's fucked up, guys.

Lots of love, you fuckers. Go read HULAGULAG already.

Steve Van Pelt - September Six, Two Thousand and Five.

Postscriptum - The old index and archives and whatever are here.